is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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