Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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