this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
I feel like when purchasing hard liquor on a Monday I also need to buy a happy 21st bday card to not seem so pathetic
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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