Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Nothing ends a night of heavy drinking better than banging to three six mafia in your own driveway
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
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