I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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