That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I think the best part was the fact that the stripper's lock screen was a picture of the virgin mary
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I havent moved from the couch and I'm licking peanut butter from a spoon, I'm a beautiful person.
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