if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
Just fell asleep during a bikini wax. Thank god for day drinking.
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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