But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
Why are there so many empty soda cans in my room?
You put them in a circle around your bed and said it was the best way to ward of the witches from hocus pocus....then you remembered you needed salt too. I'm assuming you havent gone to the bathroom yet.
Dignity is for republicans.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
The cat just brought me a bottle opener. I think she's my soulmate.
I'd ask how but then you'd tell me.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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