idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
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