I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
I just woke up in the 4th floor lounge at 5:30AM with my ipod on to springsteen and a condom on
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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