if your dad confronts the dude you fucked about the background check he did on him, NOT GONNA GET A CALL BACK
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I was pretty stoned. I thought I needed a seatbelt at the restaurant.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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