After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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