My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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