When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
He's on the porch naked. Help.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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