I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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