ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
YOU WOULD BE SEEING ME. IN MY KITCHEN. BENDING OVER MY OVEN. MAKING YOU CAKE.
Wait, that's an option?
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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