Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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