We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
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