I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
It was so romantic--he turned me around to face the sunset during doggy-style over the couch back.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
The only ground rules are no one is allowed to come who will say "no, that's a bad idea" or "what if we get arrested?"
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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