just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Randomize
