So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
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