People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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