She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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