i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm feeding a baby and swiping on tinder...what has my life come to?!?!
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