Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
We walking to the game and some random guy came up to to me and yelled "hey you're the whiskey guy!" And then high fived me then walked away
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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