i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
We dated for a month and a half. he didn't like blow jobs. I honestly don't think he was human.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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