The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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