apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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