If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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