You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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