Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
You were dancing with a coffee pot of rum in one hand and a joint in the other. So that should explain everything.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Okay so it turns out that my bf keeps a log of every time I sleep-fart. It's dated back to 2013.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I'm literally trying to cool beer down right now in my car by putting it on my floor and blasting cold air on it
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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