why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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