Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
She's in Spain. I'm in Holland. World Cup Final is Sunday.
Dude, it's like the Romeo and Juliet of FIFA.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
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