In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I’m also apparently a very socialist drunk now
Instead of a horny one. All I want to fuck is capitalism these days.
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