This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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