I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize
