i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
i offered her breakfast shots. she politely declined.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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