Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I knew things were bad when my gyno recommended meditation.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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