sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
It's underwear night and I am literally in the bar wearing nothing but underwear and flip flops.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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