Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
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