I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
Can't tell if its the LSD or if that demon man just stared at my penis. Cleveland is a weird place. All true stories.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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