whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
Ladies, if you have recieved this text then you are one of the lucky few friends I have decided to make this proposal to. As you all know, my boyfriend's birthday is in two weeks and I have finally decided on the perfect present. Surprise threesome. Now, there can only be one, this isn't an orgy you know, so I will be rating the ideal candidates on bra size and sluttyness. Experiance will count, references if available. Inbox me your credentials so we can come to a...Satisfying agreement.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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