Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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