More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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