and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
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