almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
It's been two dates and she just invited me to her aunts funeral. I can't even. Who the fuck does that? I need to drink I'm coming to get you in 5
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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