what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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