Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's like everything I need in life within a five block radius: booze, toilets, dogs, dicks.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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