Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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