3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
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